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Corps Demotivational Poster


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


MARINE CORPS - The few - The Proud - The Marines


TAGS: marine corps
Rating: 2.22/5

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spider7 - January 2, 2013, 3:35 pm
And to all the nerds disrespecting Marines. You would never dare to do that in public , or you would be in the hospital with a broken face.
spider7 - January 2, 2013, 3:33 pm
It's actually funny that some Marines would get all worked up about this picture. I thought as a Marine you were taught self control , you know.. Learning to stay calm under pressure. You are all acting like h**heads , and making yourselves look bad.
coldinjected - January 10, 2011, 11:46 am
Wow, let's play a game. "How offended can you be from a poster with a side note tossed randomly across the vast internet." Seriously? If you don't like it. 1L. Then move on. Let's tone down the clawing and eye gouging.
5150monkeylove - January 9, 2011, 9:51 pm
@eben, I have dealt with many a Marine in my time... #1, look at the date of the comment prior to yours. (definitely not proving your case here) #2, Marines, the grunts anyways, are there to do the job, not think about it. That is the joke.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:44 pm
Wow. What a bunch of punk a**es. This is a great poster. That's it. A great poster. Keep your egos in your pants, and your mouths shut. Read, look and enjoy. 5L's
Eben Osgood - January 9, 2011, 7:21 pm
You make fun of Marines but when the day comes when you need us you come crying like a b****. And how can you mock something you know nothing about? Do you know how many Marines have Masters and Doctoral degrees? And you have done what?
doog - June 10, 2009, 5:26 am
they get ragged on cause they're so f***in stupid
hmm - June 10, 2009, 12:35 am
i dont get why you guys rag on marines like this and then insult them when they ask that you dont.
mess with the best. die like the rest - June 4, 2009, 3:44 pm
you can all die. Marines will f*** you up.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:34 pm
"The man" lacks spelling abilities.
The man - January 3, 2009, 12:48 am
I dont care i your American or not where ever youre from the Marines have probly saved your countries a** or blown your countries a** up so dont rag on them just cause douche bag a** country cant fight worth ****
wow - December 16, 2008, 8:00 pm
you guys are a bunch of ****s.... most of these comments are from some emo ja****ses who only know combat from SOCOM on PS2, between pot smoking breaks and cutting their wrists. I really hope you time comes when your a** is in trouble, and then I bet you
barockeva - November 25, 2008, 12:54 am
The marines, when you dont have any practical life skills.
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 3:41 pm
Have fun being body-bag meat, then, mister "OORAH". Defending something will only make more people want to attack it. f***ing moron.
00RAH - October 15, 2008, 3:40 pm
Once again from a Marine "f*** YOU" you are probably just some lil b**** who lives at home with mom and dad so f*** YOU
OORAH - October 15, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm in the Marines and i'm saying f*** YOU...... not for trying to make fun of this kid but for trying to rag on the Marines. So your not American then what makes you think you can rag on Marines? Have you ever met one? Are you in any form or Armed Servic
David - September 8, 2008, 10:38 pm
I am in the Armed Services...this is my nephe...and he is as proud as any marine I know
ME@oh.my - August 28, 2008, 11:14 am
Uh... I'm not American...
MitchY - August 14, 2008, 12:36 pm
wouw...you just insulted the ones who give there lives to save your a** -_- show some respect because this is lame


SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!




9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.


TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


WHITEFISH - Wouldn't it be "Blackfish" since he's a Black Lantern now?


TAGS: aquaman aqualad tempest atlantis green lantern black lanterns corps
Rating: 1.71/5

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Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:48 pm
JALFORD Worst Motifaker EVER!


MARINE TOAST -




DEXTER MORGAN -




United States Marine Corps -




MARINES - The term "Devil Dog" has never been more appropriate.




FIRST TO KNOW LAST TO GO - We Will Defend To The Last Breath Our Right To Be Misinformed


TAGS: marine corps marines misinformed usmc
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 10:48 pm
No problem chase...it happens. PM a pic to me if you'd like and I'll try to help you. Preferably, not a military or firearm related one though. Those are a little more difficult to do.
chase3597 - May 8, 2011, 9:42 pm
i accidentally messed up the title it is supposed to be first to go last to know
GySgt1811 - May 2, 2011, 9:32 am
Green, I'm not sure there is a point. d*** Nice picture, though!
Greeny - May 1, 2011, 10:02 pm
Who is we? The point of this escapes me.


U.S. MARINE CORPS LIGHTNING - We will blow it up one way or another, guaranteed !


TAGS: us marine corps lightning
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 5, 2011, 9:54 pm
Semper Fi, Corpsman Up !!!
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
I'm with you Gunny.. Nothing worse than a sticky bomb
GySgt1811 - August 5, 2011, 5:50 pm
Alright, I'll admit it, I'm p***erted; but, it sure looks like that ol' 6-by is about to take the silver "Flying C and B" right in the radiator. Or not. Or maybe it's a trap, or, just,... or. Anyway, the poster mentions the Corps, so it gets 5 IED's.


BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'


TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...


YO YO HOME BOY - When I get old enough I want to go to Job Corps


TAGS: yo grow up job corps
Rating: 3.55/5

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The Corpse -


TAGS: worst funeral corpse theshivers still have some regrets here
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - April 23, 2014, 7:26 pm
Saw this early in my morning. Too busy to comment. Ricky, you really should post moreā€¦get it a-l-l-l-l-l out. Thanatophilia should not be left only to the mortician. Should it?
Rick69 - April 23, 2014, 6:36 pm
Careful now... Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you now, would we? Who knows what would happen afterwards...
Oldsod - April 23, 2014, 6:19 pm
Ok...didn't get it 12 hour5 ago...just glad that I wasn't imbibing when I saw it again!


Anti-Aging -


TAGS: life death corpse anti aging youth
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - July 7, 2014, 4:36 pm
Surely you know that Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I'll take over. ;)
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:45 am
Maybe not the Reaper, but, I'm 5L certain it will be one of the deciding factors as to who gets you...heaven or hell?


GRANDMA - Digging up your family history one corpse at a time.




THE IRS IS NOW HIRING - The first graduating class of IRS Health Corps.




WISHES DO COME TRUE -


TAGS: manson fiance corpse ironic humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

theyuk - February 13, 2015, 7:02 pm
You are an evil, evil, evil, evil, clever person. Thank you for hitting that one out of the park.


SELFIES -


TAGS: victory sign funeral corpse casket
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 2:01 pm
Appreciate the vote up! Thanks!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 2:01 pm
Either way, it's all his. Thanks for the welcome!
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:57 pm
An unbelievable pic. Up yours
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 10:35 am
Not sure if that's 'peace' or 'victory' that he's signing there---chuckle, chuckle---welcome, Scorp!


Frozen in Time -


TAGS: pzy frozen time corpses everest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Greeny - August 3, 2015, 7:32 am
Wrong kind of stiffy - 5L
Oldsod - August 3, 2015, 7:11 am
That's just cold, man. 5L.


Reliance -


TAGS: july eleventh calendar cars volvo reliance corpse
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - July 12, 2017, 9:28 am
Thanks for the vote(s)
concern3 - July 12, 2017, 2:59 am
Scary good, UP yours


Smile -




What I will look like -


TAGS: ritting corps
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 15, 2015, 1:12 am
This is in response to the Facebook thing going around.
mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 11:39 pm
...or if the drought continues here as the politicians predict, I'll look like that in about 3 yrs.! LOL! Good one, Swampy! 5L!
Oldsod - June 14, 2015, 8:04 pm
...what I feel like at the moment...


SEMPER FIDELIS -


TAGS: united states marine corps birthday semper fidelis the few the proud usmc leathernecks devil dogs
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:24 pm
Ahh, the green wienie. FTA ! All the way ! That thing poked me more than once. Thought it was too busy to also cause grief for the jarheads. My bad.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:22 am
My a** Rides In Navy Equiptment! Thanks for serving Jarhead! Much love and a hug from this disabled NAVY vet! Once a year the Corpse has balls! The squids are too busy swabbing the deck to get dressed up and strut! LOL! Job well done, jarhead! SemperFi!
Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
yes, but let us not forget that big green weenie


MARINES -


TAGS: marines marinecorps usa usmc
Rating: 4.27/5

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OSA - April 7, 2015, 11:25 pm
Couple of interesting concepts: 1. A supposedly all-powerful being needs a bodyguard,2. From whom does he need to be guarded?


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